Blogs I follow:

jaegerades:

do you ever develop the dumbest crush on someone that you have no chance with and everything u do is dumb and feelings are dumb and i feel so dumb and dumbity dumb dumb

(Source: katsalapov, via deadpin-deactivated20140405)

torsos:

i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers

(Source: jumex, via rebelli-on)

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

(Source: csection, via jaskpeachy)

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(Source: hasekaylee, via tuhree-deactivated20150723)